Body:Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me:Please, god, no--
Ovaries:ALL SYSTEMS GO0O0O0OO0OO0O0O0
Brain:I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furius
Me:Please, guys, calm down--
Face:TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain:And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso:Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me:STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach:lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me:I hate you all
Brain:I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face:Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus:what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain:you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 10 months straight.
Uterus:You mother fuckers.
Me:I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Jul 24, 2012
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